Elisa.

if you're a future employer reading my tweets, please hire me I swear I'm more intelligent than I sound

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

has anyone ever made the joke "bachelor pad for a bachelor lad"?

happy friday

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@hayu where is part 2 of the vanderpump rules season 11 reunion? It aired in the US on the 14th

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

marina singing teen idle to elementary school kids

[Jared Carver @JC_AFC]

I hate that this is a Penalty. Phillips playing the ball, Gordon comes from behind him and just sticks his leg in front of Phillips mid clearance. #NEWWHU

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@hayuhelps @kmiddley Can someone tell me the answer? I imagine it's not going to be on hayu??

[chart data @chartdata]

10 years ago today, @onedirection's 'Midnight Memories' debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200.

It made them the first group in history to debut at #1 with their first three albums.

[sammy in my eras era | 4/1 & 4/21 @sammytheswiftie]

size 40 😱 that’s like US 10…don’t ask me why I thought she had like a lil size 7.5 foot 🤣

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

57’: Comes on to boos from some West Ham fans with Arsenal losing 2-0 🫣

60’: Jarrod Bowen puts West Ham 3-0 up ⚒️

Not the return to the London Stadium Declan Rice was hoping for 😳

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

maybe declan rice was holding west ham BACK?!?!

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

COYIIIIII!!!!!!!

[West Ham United @WestHam]

WHAT A WAY TO WIN IT!!! ⚒️

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

I regret to inform everyone I will not be live tweeting Eurovision this year as I am ATTENDING the actual Eurovision and need to be a good member of the crowd goodbyeeeee

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@missbonbina23 @hayu_uk @Beckis1984Adams @hayu_uk can we please at least get an update on ETA? I've been checking at app every hour and it's getting a bit sad

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@hayu_uk @Beckis1984Adams It's Friday and it's not up please fix this pleeeaseee

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@irisgoldsztajn I almost always go to concerts alone I'm shocked when I don't in short it's v cool

[Dinner Party HQ @DinnerPartyHQ]

Lewis Capaldi dueted Niall's latest TikTok

07.02.2023

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Learning that Paprika is just dried and crushed red bell peppers was really shocking. Like I dunno why I thought there was a Paprika tree somewhere

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@OfficialFPL Hello, big fan, please reconsider the assist, you originally gave the points it'd be rude not to give them back thank you I look forward to hearing back

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

The IMF: "When the rich get richer, benefits do not trickle down."

Liz Truss:

[Elisa. @TheRealElisaC]

@sarahdelmege @IwonkaSobiecka @kmiddley @hayu_uk @hayu_uk what time can we expect it today?