therealelise

follow me if you want the rare experience of a millennial failing miserably at twitter

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Take a deep breath and just be grateful that you’re not as painfully stupid as this woman is.

[CBC News @CBCNews]

An 85-year-old nurse returning to work says her grandchildren are concerned, but she told them, "Nanny has to do what nanny wants to do." https://t.co/phqlCJjNCX @HadeelBIbrahim

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Really looking forward to being bad at making eye contact again.

[American Patriot 🇺🇸 @jackhutton]

@WhiteHouse "you can't trust this president to do the right thing.."
"you just can't.."
"The American People expect and deserve a coordinated, science-based and whole of Government response."
"You did disband the White House pandemic office, the White House lost a lot of time because .."

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I want Donald Trump to look these folks in the eye and explain to them why they or their loved ones haven’t been able to get tested for COVID-19. We’ve got to do better.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Gooood morning everyone! 🙏🏻 Dear anxiety, stay the fuck away from us today, thank you 💛

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

During this crisis, our grocery store clerks, delivery drivers, transit and utility workers—along with so many others—have been selflessly getting up every day to make sure we have the things we need. And for that, we say thank you.
https://t.co/Fq5qIRXt03

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

So it’s official. We’re number one in the world for coronavirus cases, even surpassing China which has more than 4 times as many people as the United States. That’s because despite spending more money on healthcare than anyone else, we have one of the worst health systems around.

[therealelise @therealelise1]

I’m dying at how amazing this album is. Gives me chills.

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

Thank you to all friends old and new, to love, happiness and keeping an open heart. WELCOME TO #FutureNostalgia 🔐🌕💛 out now on all streaming services!!!!!!

https://t.co/4n2EIZS1w2

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Current. Mood. @deadpoolmovie #QuaranTeenageWarhead

[therealelise @therealelise1]

If a millennial can survive without a twitter account until 2020 we can survive the coronavirus🦠