• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 •

“You Guys Are the Real Heroes; We Are Just Glad We Can Help.” 21+ MDNI. There will be NSFW/DARK| The Boys RP

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

“You Guys Are the Real Heroes; We Are Just Glad We Can Help.”
Homelander (Canon Divergent/Extreme AU)
The Boys RP/Parody
Bi (With a heavy Fem Lean)
Ships with Chem
Write is 21+ MDNI
DARK/NSFW May happen.

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

i’m not good at anything, but if there’s one thing i wish to be good that, that would be making people smile.

[= 𝔖𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔬𝔶 = @poisonssoldier]

‘ 𝙸 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢, 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝙸 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝? 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗. ’

the boys rp/parody. straight. nsfw. dark. mdni. ships with chem. writer is 21+.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

🧍🏼‍♂️

what

[‍ ‍ ‍ ┊ ʷᵉ 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝕃𝙄𝓥𝙀 .ᐟ @RADlOLORD]

HOMELANDER
BABY
I CAN MAKE MILK
JUST LIKE
PUT A BUN IN THE OVEN
LIKE

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

Back by unpopular demand!

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

Please.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

@cynicalmaeve He waited patiently, and then as she came forward with the doll he positively beamed.

It’s her.

He’s never gonna be without her again. Ever.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

@cynicalmaeve Just writes

‘ HOMIE’

In big letters cause no one taught him cursive.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

@cynicalmaeve Home. She smells like home to him.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

He nods, leaning back against the wall, tongue dragging over the bottom of his lip.

“Don’t see why not!”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

“Trying to behave…. For now. Can’t promise forever.”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

“I mean, I suppose I could? But I wouldn’t exactly claim it the best course of actions, depending.”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

If she’s suddenly dragged off to their room, you didn’t see anything.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

“Maybe the dreamy sigh was about choking me out or burying me in the pine forever box…” He shrugged, stepping closer yet still.

“Thinking about me?”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

He swallows, looking around again before taking a large step closer.

“Me…” He murmurs. “Wait, what? Am I in trouble? Usually when someone says my name…”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

He looks around wide eyed before pointing at himself.

“Me?” He mouths.

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

“Four days, sixteen hours, fifty nine minutes, and thirty seven seconds.” He murmurs, blinking with relief.

His arms gently squeezed just slightly.

“It wasn’t pretty.”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

@VoughtsValkyrie “Yes. Please.”

[• 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝 ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕠 • @therealestheroo]

He doesn’t wanna be here.