Andrew Shipman

more the same than I ever was

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

If I had to judge, based on the American Music Awards, I'd be forced to conclude that music is bad.

#AMAs
#amioutoftouch

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

Having @theroots as your house band is like having Vladimir Putin as your bodyguard.

#TheTonightShow

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

What would Jesus do? Funny you ask.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

When someone says they "love freedom", rest assured they don't mean yours.

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

Tolerance is for shitty weather and magical thinking. Racial tolerance assumes racial superiority.

#tolerance #ethnocentricity

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

What if red doesn't mean the same thing to me as it does to you?

[NPR @NPR]

Scientists debate ethical issues re: inserting human stem cells into animal embryos. https://t.co/9eZG2MjsYA

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

Finished my 38th trip around the sun this week. Ate too much in observance.

#fatpants #reallymoreofachocolatemuffin

@MaryOtis Thanks

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Cracker salvaged from sinking Titanic auctioned for $23,000 https://t.co/svIVrUDwj1

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

So, which is it: I need a gun to protect myself from the government or I need to stop resisting authority?

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

@MaryOtis

I am tweeting
You are seeing me tweet

#gettingthehangofit

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

@MaryOtis

You should twitter. You were good at it; got retwittered and everything.

[Mary Smyrniotis @MaryOtis]

Happy Thanksgiving! #matchymatchy Yep, we're doing this. http://t.co/6afvRLznOu

[Andrew Shipman @therealestroo]

Phases one and two complete. One pot of coffee down, dogs walked and ran. @MaryOtis #isthishowyoutweet