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Tyson bagent

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Jed hoyer when asked to sign some competent pitchers

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I’d rather put lemon in my eyes than watch the cubs pitch

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@ChicagoBears please cut roush he’s a useless piece of shit.

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Patrick Mahomes of
Will levis’s

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@BleacherReport Shoot me now

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@jaxon_smith1 I love you

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@daltonrushing7 you’re a fucking loser

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@ChicagoBears what in the actual fuck is this pick, Ryan poles you might be a fucking moron.

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@McIlroyRory go fuck yourself !!!

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@TheJudge44 can you learn how to be clutch fuck tard

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Holy fuck Bryce Harper perfect perfect.

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@VelusJr Real funny like when you got cut you dumb fuck, keep laughing at home you fucking bum.

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Fuck shohei and Andy pages #bluejaysin7

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Cris collinsworth is the most annoying piece of shit. Mahomes this Mahomes that, you’re 66 zip it up pal. #suckafatonecris

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The white Sox suck white cocks #brentrooker

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Florida about to win a third chip real question is who wins irl a cougar or an alligator #gatorforthewin

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Masters this weekend y’all mind if a white boy speak a little Spanish #johnrahm