Evans blog

hay babe take a walk on the wild side

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

I get stoned and rewatch @celtics games, then get so stoned I forget to fast forward the commercials #NBATwitter

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

So excited for the Celtics this year

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

Jrue Holiday was reportedly so excited, he got to the practice facility before Brad Stevens…

[ESPN @espn]

A'ja Wilson is having herself a career postseason 👏

The Las Vegas Aces are now one win away from back-to-back WNBA Finals appearances ♠️

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

@giordannacampo Vegas?

[mr.perfect 🍀 @emswym]

I’m getting reports that the Celtics are getting Jrue Holiday.

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

I know I'm crushing it in life because I have friends that are MARRIED

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

I don't have FOMO
I have fear of going and it sucking

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

Hosting a new TV show it's a cross over between hells kitchen and the bachelor called the spectacular

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Being bald is so freeing. I’ve never been more myself. Act like an idiot, dance around in public, be an asshole, who gives a shit? You’re bald.

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

No good comedies have come out recently, dose anyone know when the next debate is?

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

Do you ever go to the ATM and wonder how many people know David Ortiz and Paul perice had the same number

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

Another day on the right side of the grass

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

I'm white enough to have golf clubs but not white enough to know how to use them

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

Are sharks sea cops?

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

TREY LANCE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 49ERS SHOULD JUST GO WITH HIM IN THE SECOND HALF.

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

Haven't tweeted in a while

[Lil Baby @whamcbfw4]

We Gotta Stop Spending It Faster Then We Getting It 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Evans blog @therealeswag]

@billburr End of an Era that should have ended in a win