Andrew Nickell

Lets Blade Brah

[Dan Hill @dandinohill]

Passing a simple law that requires you to be a citizen of the USA in order to vote in the USA - is way too difficult for our Senators.

On a positive note - most of them are exceptional stock pickers.

[Bryan Beal 🎧 @bryanrbeal]

When corporate America is wasteful, it’s wasteful with their money.

When government is wasteful, it’s wasteful with your money.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

She’s 32 years old and has never held a job.

Maybe she should’ve gotten one and she wouldn’t struggle with affordability.

[Chip Roy @chiproytx]

But using the Talking Filibuster to pass proof of Citizenship to vote is too extreme - wake up

[hamsters🌐🐹 @sigmahamster2]

We’re unironically 5 years from “iPhones are a human right”.

Calling it now. Bookmark this tweet.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[Andy McBroom @AndyJMacc]

Like I said, Canada is how people around the world think the United States is

[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

The attack on the Supreme Court and not following the rule of law is what they said President Trump would do… Now look…

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

We'll get our revenge during Thanksgiving

[B Dawg @TennisGuy_31]

This team probably misses the ncaa tournament

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Haitians were initially granted Temporary Protected Status on January 15, 2010, following a 7.0 earthquake...

It's been extended 6 times since then... up until now.

That's 16 years.

There is no logical person on the face of the planet would would consider that "temporary."

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

“The Communists are finally making their move. I’ve been waiting and preparing for this for a long time… the game is on. Enjoy watching!”

[H @PavlovicEra_]

1946 in an alternate timeline

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“The one downside of the US having the World Cup is we show celebrities instead of random hot chicks. Like that’s not what the World Cup is about. I wanna see crying old men and hot chicks” -Big Cat

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Sports media have spent two weeks losing their minds over three MLB players putting Bible verses on their gay caps. Surely they will universally condemn Iran much more severely for this much more intolerant position, right?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Uh oh, Democrats have to pick between Muslims or gays when it comes to the gay pride World Cup game which hysterically features Iran and Egypt.

[Sholdon Daniels @SholdonDaniels]

If Ilhan Omar can just reject a subpoena to testify before a congressional committee, everyone should be able to do the same with no recourse.

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How a "Believe Science!" person looks at you when the science is economics