Mr Kaplan

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So what is it for, then?

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Hey @marksandspencer Great you have try on shirts in your stores, but does anyone ever wash them? More than a tad grubby round the neck!

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@Tankslider A car

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@bandq @bandq_help ……had to re-arrange entire schedule to suit new date. Arrived, but no apology, nothing. Now you are trying to palm me off on to your supplier. My contract was with you. You failed. What will you do to compensate for that failure?

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@BandQ @bandq_help Pretty fed up getting the run around from your so called customer service team. Ordered rad from you with an advertised promised delivery timescale. Didn’t happen. On querying I got rude e-mail from your supplier saying someone must be there to receive it……..

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@skytv trying to buy a Sky tv package, go through the whole process online only to get the “Sorry,we are having technical difficulties” and “cannot proceed” message. Not a good advert. 😡

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@KingBobIIV @newlook Halfords the same

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⁦@Tesco⁩ every single pack has your label over the cooking instructions 🤦‍♂️

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@OctopusEnergy charging at Sainsbury’s. Tunbridge Wells, and only getting 23kW. Supposed to be a rapid charger? Looks like I’m stuck here for a while……

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@BBC_TopGear I guess it would be a bit much to expect a car mag to get a moped name right: It’s FS1-E, not F1S-E (TG mag Nov edition , p12) 😂. But it was the first foray to motorised freedom for many of us and those heady 46mph days stay with you for ever.

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@MrJamesMay Hey we’re on holiday in Austin. Tried a waymo last week, a bit spooky. If you’re in the area would like to buy you a beer (haven’t found James’ gin here).

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@BestBuy hey we were told in one of your stores we could claim tax exemption/refund as we are non-resident. We are from U.K. Tried to apply but the online form only accepts applications from people living in a US state. No option for overseas visitors. What is going on? .

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@Airfix Airbrushing

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⁦@ClarksonsFarm1 Great to see Hawkstone and Diddley Squat comestibles have made it to our local farm shop in Essex

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@jamesmaygin Scotch egg please

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@MrJamesMay Congrats, you deserve it after all the entertainment and fun you have given us over the years. Don’t understand the people who just jump on and say x seat is better, you should have done this/that. Enjoy your good fortune, and thank you.

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@evrisupportline @LakelandUK Evri failed to collect Lakeland return for second time now. Getting fed up with this. What is going on? Customer support non existent.

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@evri @LakelandUK
Why you not picked up my Lakeland return? Evri booked for 30/6. Evri said attempted but no one in. You lied. Our cameras show you didn’t even try + we had advised safe place pick up. You said re-booked30/6. No-0ne turned up. Shoddy service, fix it please.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Maybe showing my age here, but who the heck are they?