Graham Linehan

Failed 'comedy' writer.
Womens toilets fanatic.
An adult human capybara
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parody

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

i'm feeling lonely tonight
is there any eligible terfy ladies on my followers list that would let me dry hump them

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@leximurphy93 @ThomasGray1981 @fredwibblington @stephenwhittle @just_nearly I love it when people shove things down my throat 'hard' especially if its carbonara and cider.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@EthelThurston @ICanSeeForever1 America seems to be where all the sex offenders are these days. If they can get elected to President i can go anywhere

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@GenAffirmative @Nicky2806 @ICanSeeForever1 aw thanks 🥰

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@Nicky2806 @ICanSeeForever1 I don't think she was impressed when i showed up in her front garden last christmas during a particularly bad cider binge because my family didn't show up and i spammed the intercom in a desperate bid to get some Turkey and cranberry.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@QueerNerdyLefty @ICanSeeForever1 i'm not allowed within 50 metres of primary schools.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@ICanSeeForever1 I've always admired Trump i'm hoping he can teach me his fake suntan regimen.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@ThomasGray1981 @pierbiwierbi @ICanSeeForever1 Thats the real reason i'm going i'm hoping to rewrite Father Ted the musical but its based on the moon

[Gnome Chumpskee @GnomeChumpskee]

Cisgender

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@CaelanConrad can someone cover me in carbonara please

[GlinnerVEVO @terfsgopop]

DENY REALITY | From GLICKED: The Graham Linehan Musical

This is the showstoppe fo the end of Act I when Graham realises that being a crusty smelly incel just isn't enough and decided to change his life around.

Please share!

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@CaelanConrad Thats nothing, i've been a stealth chaser for the last 35 years.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@blacklodgebooze @ThomasGray1981 @BansheesRUs @d78930305 @ActualLion @SophieMolly_OFF @JohnSwinney its okay to admit it my gender critical brethren.
I hate women too. We're all friends here.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@horrorinatweet @chrononaught @Videohistorian @AidanCTweets @rules_of_izzy @jk_rowling the cheek :0

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright SQUEEE! My Queen! You returned! Do you need to use my arse crack as a bicycle stand?

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@HamLinehan @AidanCTweets Repeat after me
you put your left arm out
your right arm out
you do the hokey cokey and flap around
thats what its all about

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@Arched_Roadway @AidanCTweets please. Theres twenty quid and a packet of waitrose carbonara in it for you

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@sheawilliamsy @AidanCTweets @rules_of_izzy @jk_rowling well sure.
that and all the gorgeous she-dicks i ride at the weekend to relieve my repressed urges.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@Videohistorian @AidanCTweets @rules_of_izzy @jk_rowling I'm Graham Linehan. I'm working with what i have.

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@Arched_Roadway @AidanCTweets i know can you hook me up with somebody

[Graham Linehan @TheRealGlinner]

@AidanCTweets @rules_of_izzy @jk_rowling thats not the only thing i ride ;)