Since I turned 65,a friend said start running it’s a great way to meet people.He was right,this morning I almost met Jesus,but I did meet a paramedic,a nurse&a Doctor
On the bus in Calgary a black lady with a babysat beside “me crying hysterically,”I asked what’s wrong?”
She said,Driver said that’s ugliest baby I’ve ever seen,I said you go tell him off,I’ll hold your monkey for you.
Walked out of the restaurant last nite with an extra large pizza,homeless guy sitting by the door says,” I haven’t eaten in 4 days.” I said,” Wow! I wish I had your willpower!
Man goes to pharmacy,”I don’t have a prescription but I would like to buy some viagra,does it really work?” Pharmacist,”Absolutely.” “Ok,so I can get it over the counter?”For sure if you take 2
Recent vacation,getting ready to tee-off,Lady comes running into the clubhouse panicking.” The wasps out there are horrible,”I’ve already been bitten between the 1st&2nd hole” Pro says,” your stance is likely too wide!”
Watching Disney documentary last nite,interesting history.Mary Poppins quit giving blow-jobs because Supercolouredfragilelipstickmakescocktasteatrocious!