Green Baneens

I wet the bed until I was 19, no shame in that

[Green Baneens @TheRealGreenade]

Round 3 thanks to @BaileyCarlin

[bobby @bobby]

this vine radicalized me.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jay. He thought he would grow into his ears, but they also kept growing. Not sure what to do now. 13/10 (IG: jaylongears)

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Power is out so they can’t run the electric chair. They’re just manually shaking it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Everyone in Texas right now

[Kev @Autokev]

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha

[Green Baneens @TheRealGreenade]

Happy Valentine’s Day to the people who have already had a sad lonely yank today, and only to the people who have had a sad lonely yank. We are in this together #valentinesday2021

[Chase @notchaselyons]

finally valentine’s day is here. time to have tons of sex

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Jackie I’m giving out free wrestling lessons after midnight in tae kwon coochie it’s completely free few spots left

[Brian C. Muraresku @BrianMuraresku]

BREAKING: oldest known beer factory just unearthed in Abydos. Add this to the list @KappaHydroxide. Kudos to @MerlinSheldrake for the tip. https://t.co/We1ilxjmDT

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Pixar: How did you get past security?

Me: *out of breath* I have such a good name for a Ratatouille sequel, Rata-

Pixar, sighing: Rata2ille?

Me: -touille 2 oh man yours is so good

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sugar and Ellie. Sugar was a WWE superstar in a past life, and Ellie has learned to just accept this. 13/10 for both

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

PRO TIP FOR PEOPLE STRUGGLING WITH ANXIETY:

I have found it very beneficial to my mental health, especially my anxiety, to not be in a pandemic

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Me trying to escape the strip club after spending $1k I didn’t have https://t.co/5nwjqJXazk

[Ivan Coyote @ivancoyote]

I’m not “living in fear” I’m living at home in relative comfort while prioritizing the safety & health of older & more vulnerable people.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Guy with a sign sold out. Tough to see. Sad.

[Green Baneens @TheRealGreenade]

Is it weird that my ass got wet when the weekend got on stage? #SuperBowl #pantysoup