Geronimo

I am the original #nofilter

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

If cow dick tasted as good as steak, I wouldn't have any problem eating it #allpartsofthecow #dryrubbed

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

How else do you think that ass that just don't quit #twerkingfromhome

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

"Did I ever tell you my holiday gift idea for moms? It's sex-toys-for-tots-moms. They want to have fun too..." #merryxxxmas

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

"Did you know that you can get $72k if you lose a ball at work? I'd lose one for 72k..." #illinoisworkerscomp #balledtoohard #ballerstatus

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

The first one's free...that's how they get you hooked. #chocolatecoveredberries #yum #thefirsrbaggieisfree #addiction

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

I'll be twerking from home tomorrow. #30minutetwerkout #gettingripped

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

Team: how did you grow that mustache so quickly?
Me: I am LOADED with the testosterones

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

People keep saying I'd make a great bubble boy...

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

@SUBWAY 2 foot long for $6, but I'm happy with just the 6 inches #Subway2x1 #ThatsWhatSheSaid

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

You can have a strategy to shit in a toilet, but if you're not near a bathroom it's totally useless #exectraining #realtalk #wordsofwisdom

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

2:30pm on a work day? Time for a beer. #workinghard

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

People pay me for my body. Some people are into that #walletfullofsingles

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

Raw dog at @piecechicago Thank god for those @cottonelle wipes #analaboutcleaning

[Geronimo @therealgroldie]

@cottonelle love your butt wipes #lifechanging #sofreshandsoclean