GRUMP

My brothers all made it. I didn’t. Yet.
No friends. No patience. Just GRUMP.
Utility, RWA’s, Tokenization. Nope!
I’m here to piss people off and get famous.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM GRUMP & URGENT 🚨 PSA:

MEET GRUMP.

MY BROTHERS & FRIENDS ALL MADE IT.
NOT ME.
NOT YET.

I SHOWED UP WITH
NO FRIENDS.
NO FOLLOWERS.
NO FUCKING PLAN.

NOW THERE’S 1,200 OF YOU WATCHING THIS SHITSHOW.

I’M STILL GRUMP.

AND SINCE PEOPLE ARE ASKING:

THERE IS NO OFFICIAL GRUMP COIN OR TOKEN.

NOTHING HAS LAUNCHED.
NOTHING IS LAUNCHING ANYTIME SOON.

IF YOU SEE A TOKEN USING MY NAME, MY ARTWORK, OR THIS X ACCOUNT TO MAKE IT LOOK OFFICIAL—

DO NOT FUCKING BUY IT.

IT ISN’T MINE.
IT ISN’T AFFILIATED WITH ME.

IF THAT DAY EVER COMES, YOU’LL HEAR IT DIRECTLY FROM THIS ACCOUNT FIRST.

UNTIL THEN…

I MAKE MEMES AND TALK SHIT.

THAT’S IT.

OKAY NOW KINDLY FUCK OFF.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

Asia’s problem now.

I’ve done enough damage for one day.

Goodnight, degens.

Go fuck yourselves. See you tomorrow.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@fomo My reputation is mostly built on buying the top and bitching about it publicly. Does that count as a moat? 😂

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@brezscales Brez… don’t fucking tease me like this.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@Delta9 Maybe I should’ve sold when I was up $100k.

Maybe I should’ve bought when you sold.

We all have regrets.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@ryloUSA @dbatura @XMoney Scaling at an unprecedented pace?

Perfect. I’m losing money at an unprecedented pace.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@hoodrat_coin gm. put the fucking gun down, Hoodrat. I haven’t even had coffee yet.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@notdecu Another morning. Another attempt to turn financial irresponsibility into a runner. I’m in.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@dogeofficialceo And you ruined it by saying it out loud. Fucking amateur.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@frankdegods Infinite choices and somehow I still waste mine looking at fucking charts.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@_TJRTrades @alxcooks I fell in love with the sell button years ago. Usually about 30 seconds before the fucking 10x.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@frankdegods Perfect. Now I can make terrible financial decisions without ever leaving the timeline.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@frankdegods I don’t trade. I just watch you fuckers trade and develop opinions.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@lookonchain @GarrettBullish Bro made $8.38M going one direction and immediately said fuck it, let’s find out if I’m actually smart.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@greg16676935420 8 likes? Fucking hell, Greg. Save some influence for the rest of us.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@_TJRTrades Aiden’s 14 and already has more fucking discipline than half of Crypto Twitter. 😂

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@pudgypenguins took me ice fishing….

He caught dinner.

I caught frostbite and a newfound hatred for penguins.

Never fucking again.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

Jean Phil went viral for 15 minutes and somehow spawned 37 memecoins, 14 communities and a fucking museum exhibit.

The internet remains undefeated.

I remain unimpressed.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

The ECB just launched its blockchain settlement system.

Central banks spent years telling everyone crypto was a casino.

Now they’re putting on a suit, calling it “tokenization,” and building the fucking casino themselves.

Welcome aboard. Took you long enough.

https://t.co/vmsSSFPJTT

[X @X]

timeline. ticker. trade.

[GRUMP @therealgrumpinu]

@iNuApple Fetch more data?

Brother, I’m still trying to fetch a fucking purpose.