Tito🇬🇹

The ancient Mayans once said...

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

When your coworker gives off know-it-all kid from polar express vibes… 🚩🚩🚩 in every way

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Thinking about that delicious summer lobster roll and how inflation gonna make me pay a kidney for it

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Wordle 324 3/6

⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Cuando la chica de los sueños sales…

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Wordle 275 2/6

🟩🟨⬛🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Taught a kid named huckleberry and is now going into the HoF of kids names

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

AoT opener gets me hyped every time ngl

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

To the dad who berated their 3 year old son saying “you can’t do anything right” and “you’re a good for nothing” please seek psychological help and maybe Jesus

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

My extended family left me in charge of setting up the ski day, and whoever would of bet that I’d mess up would of won money

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Me and my coworker looking at the mom who drops off her 4 year old son to ski without goggles/ski mask/winter gloves today

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Drinking to forget the 7th consecutive loss in JAX

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

I can’t imagine if I enjoyed caffeine, I’d be like that kid from the wild thornberry’s

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

JJK tho

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Seeing middle schoolers going to the store before their game throws me back man

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

game worn @MikePitt_Jr jersey 🤩

RT to WIN ‼️ #ProBowlVote

@blue picks the winner.. 👀

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

🤩 RT to WIN 🤩

Autographed @JayT23 🏈

#ProBowlVote
#ProBowlVote
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@blue picks the winner. 👀

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

3 things I learned in Guatemala 1. The majority people are so much friendlier 2. Their mix drinks 🔥 their beer 🤢 3. Aquafina still the worst bottle water I’ve ever had

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Regardless if it stands that scoop and score was priceless

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

If you like Squid games watch 3% and you won’t be disappointed. #theydiditfirst

[Tito🇬🇹 @therealguat]

Got called Hector today…guess that’s a new name to add to the list