@zyn_usa I feel so dumb for buying all of your new After Dark flavors thinking they would be something new. Espresso Martini (coffee repackaged), mojito (citrus repackaged) and spiced cider (cinnamon repackaged). I’m an idiot
@TheoVon I sent you daily Beetlejuice reels on Instagram since March and it is no longer allowing me to message you until you accept the message. Friends?
I coach flag football for 2nd graders and the other coach came over to me talking shit saying our offense was taking too long… I hit him with “OK” and went on to score 3 touchdowns on 3 plays in under a minute… better??
Surprised my son by wearing a hotdog suit to his elementary school today for parent-student lunch and I’ve never felt cooler. Straight up show stopper. Hot dog chants and kids singing hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog. One girl even screamed yassss queen slay?
@Gymshark you should make a male version of the female leggings… instead of making my ass look huge, make it look like I’m smuggling a subway footling into the movie theatre