Niall Horan

ryd or die on my segway

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@biancavianeygon I followed U wit my penis

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

y wud that b my gurlfrend when I have zaine

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

I wnt 2 play sum games wit 5sauce

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

In sea attle cant wait 4 da show so u all can c me penis

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

in da vancoover betch

[Zain Malick @malickyourdick]

We got 2 win the v-v-v-v-VMA's (sung to the tune of DNA)

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

waitng 4 5sauce to finish so i guess ill jus masturbate

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@cashmoneyhoods no eye jus wanna no who u r

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@malickyourdick i put it in da bookshelf

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

#whatpeopledontrealize is dat dis is da real me n no1 can lye about dat ok?

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@malickyourdick yes i knead ur penis in me penis

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@cashmoneyhoods im da real horan who r u an ghetto asian

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

Wow tree years n it feelz prity amazayn

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@cashmoneyhoods hay who do u tink u r doin dat stuff anyway

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

sum1 hand me a pint eye cnt reech it

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

zayn has bin gon 4 so long i miss his penis

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

jus cus it named best song evr doesnt mean it is da best song ever

[5 Seconds of Summer @5SOS]

lol jk Kansas City

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

@Real_Liam_Payne u mean zayns wen hes yano

[Niall Horan @therealhoran]

im goin 2 b on da radio soon