HouseDad

Fuck hoes suck toes

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

If you wanna support both Mexicans and Asians today buy some Panda Express

[Mark @markiplier]

Did someone order a fucking baller?

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve been working on a new App for Trolls and Haters.. What cha think???

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

Social Media in 2035

[Ipøin 🐀 @ipoinn]

the fans are upset with the RE movie adaptation because it's gonna try to capture the feeling of playing Resident Evil instead of capturing the feeling of reading the Resident Evil wiki

[Coke @CokeLivesMatter]

Trump doesn't even react to assassination attempts anymore he just sits there like this

[NiGHTMARECAST 🇵🇸 🏁 {LP 💔} @winterm00n_]

A neo nazi pedophile thought it would be funny to have a cross between big brother and guantanamo bay with people who have developmental disabilities

[HouseDad @therealHouseDad]

@tadano_banshaku Hell yeah

[kuremii @krembeni]

Do you like Drow girls? I LOVE ‘em.

[The Kingless Generation @irregnata]

Japanese people post 1970s are so decorum brained, you can’t even believe it. Even a vampire cape guy calling for genocide will clutch his pearls and cry, “well I never!” at the slightest suggestion of actual violence, and people will side with him

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

putting a ton of work into a really masterfully written video with a fuck ton of thought and nuance put into all your points only to have someone clip one tiny part of it, whereupon all of twitter descends upon the clip with 0 context or understanding is a very very special hell

[HouseDad @therealHouseDad]

@Johnny2Cellos You should watch the full video. It goes into more depth.

[Scott Horton @scotthortonshow]

Ain’t no Palestinian ever called me too free.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@NewsWire_US if they’re that mad they should just kill themselves?

[HouseDad @therealHouseDad]

@DanDicksPFT Hey can you get shot?

[Leroy @deadbeatregular]

Killing and dying is easy.

What you should be asking is

Are you ready to do menial, inglorious work with people who annoy you?

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

Why are we negotiating over things that are ALREADY illegal and banned by the Constitution?

I knew Democratic leaders were stupid and ineffectual. I had no idea they were THIS stupid and ineffectual.

[dookie @babadoookie]

Dominican super mutants be like nonono I no nightkin papi

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

It’s time to investigate.

I am launching a review into whether TikTok is violating state law by censoring Trump-critical content.