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oscar quality acting skills by day conflicted corporate gladiator on mission to eliminate corporate BS by swimming w/o lanes & tweeting w/o guardrails by night.

[blue @bluewmist]

stop booing yourself off stage before anyone had the chance to see you perform.

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@darkronicle @sunsetgirl64 And, believe me, she wants that, too.

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@PenskeAccount There was neon as well. It's actually extremely well written, hits home on childhood memories, and gives you a real life look into being a woman. I was thoroughly impressed.

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Looking eggsactly like the Mattel underlings in Barbie...coincidence? I think not.

[Will Blaze @willblaze]

The guy who puts a 9 AM meeting on your calendar December 26th:

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@PenskeAccount Yes

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Wow, after all these years I've finally fit into a size small. Sure it's my compression diaper from double hip replacement surgery, but still a size small!

[Scruffy @UnimpressedWU]

*takes off gay apparel

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@greek_heanen @anerdonfire2 It was my understanding calories don't count on Christmas, hmmm...

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

My dog has chewed my resume. This explains the gap, right there

[Histerikal Dad @histerikaldad]

Jennifer who dumped me in Junior High now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page.

Oh, how the tables have turned Jennifer.

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Not to mention they're shaped like boobies.

[Kristie Leong M.D. @DrKristieLeong]

5 Surprise Benefits of Blueberries (Infographic)

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@Writepop

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"I'm not sure what to tell you. You're the type of man who has someone else take multiple pictures of you at the SLC airport. I'm the type of woman who doesn't respect such behavior. "

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@HushJared @benedictsred

[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

Her: Do you think my grape nuts are stale?

Me: How would you know?

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Can't stop listening to Chappell Roan. That voice. Those youthful lyrics. Ah, is nostalgia why I like her so much??! And Shaboozey jams you can't help but dance.

[Forbes @Forbes]

30 Under 30 2025: Stars Shaboozey, Chappell Roan And Noah Kahan Lead The Artists Shaping The Future Of Music #ForbesUnder30 https://t.co/iHiBXR9QXc

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@NerdyCheeseCurd Way to unconsciously go!

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

MARILYN MONROE: Diamonds are a girl's best friend

ME: *highly active in at least six friendzones* We'll see about that

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

me: dating is hard

me on a date: a woodpecker’s tongue is bigger than its entire head. it keeps it wrapped up around its brain to protect it from the impact of pecking

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@RiotGrlErin @justinmatic5000 Thank you for the dating tip, I will use this next time there's an awkward silence. My problem with dating in my 40s is that I now have standards and my selection pool is desperate, needy men who on the 1st date are planning our life together. Cereally, WTF?