❤️Hush Jared🤙

Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! See the same tweets and a Great Value Tik Tok at He/Him BLM

[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Texas teachers worked 187 days last year for an average salary of about $55,000. Members of the House of Representatives worked about 87 days last year for $174,000, and Mike Johnson has the audacity to complain about it??

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone said “Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with a whole society” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

There is no limit to the amount of clothes you can put on. There is a limit to the amount of clothes you can take off

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

@benedictsred @jlestos Usted es un pig 🎩
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[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

🎵 You’ve got Cheesy Blasters! 🎶

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

You take the ivermectin, mix it with some hydroxychloroquine, dilute it in raw milk, then shoot it straight up the butthole.

You got nothing to worry about, bro

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When I was young I was poor. But after years of hard work, I'm no longer young.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

The simple truth is that anyone with anything close to that level of empathy simply wouldn't be able to reach anything close to bezos levels of wealthy, because that amount of money requires unbelievable amounts of human exploitation

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Operation Epstein Fury sucks

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Religious people will describe heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society with no private property, no suffering, and everyone’s needs met, then turn around and call communism evil. It will never stop being funny.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

If you’re scared of “athletes pretending to be women” wait’ll you hear about fascists pretending to be Christian

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

My apartment in 2005 was $550 a month. With inflation, it should now be $930. I just looked it up, and It's currently $1700 a month. It's greed killing these kids, not avacado toast and Starbucks.