cella

i’m a piece of work

[cella @cellapaz]

mock ing
🤝 🤝
YEAH
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bird yeah

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[kitten @endgametlsc]

Men be like “ I’d do anything for you ” and then do nothing

[cella @cellapaz]

where was i going with this?

- me, five minutes into my third voice message

[cella @cellapaz]

@firstmalaisekit @panerabread @BWWings oh i’ve reached out to them, they don’t care lol

[cella @cellapaz]

@Vhalechark bet it would help if you could read

[cella @cellapaz]

@Vhalechark shhhhhhhut it.

[cella @cellapaz]

is he love bombing me or am i really that awesome? we’ll find out soon, gang

[cella @cellapaz]

@Vhalechark oureola

[MK Ultra sick of this shit @firstmalaisekit]

Me when the Chopped contestant doesn’t know what a Buddha’s hand is: you f***ing idiot

Also me: pushes on the pull door for 30 seconds before figuring it out

[cella @cellapaz]

@mrmikeMTL 1980 really set the tone

[cella @cellapaz]

@emily_tweets @ThexyBeatht_2 this is true. never get married before the work is done.

[cella @cellapaz]

@colleen_eileen not george glass! lmaooooooo

[cella @cellapaz]

@honeymoonaries to be fair i didn’t know who he was til yesterday

[cella @cellapaz]

@theashtonblaise not the fathermaxxing

[cella @cellapaz]

thought this was gypsy rose

[ain't @myhppylittlepil]

I’m not sacrificing my sleep for aesthetics....

[cella @cellapaz]

@airasukite the alliance is gonna frown on this

[cella @cellapaz]

i’d rather gargle battery acid

[Temu @shoptemu]

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

[cella @cellapaz]

@FreckledLiberty I saw them in 2003 and i’m still waiting for my check-in