Zack

ur favorite bipolar wife guy

[Zack @hamdograt]

Call me Dyson the way I just keep on sucking in new and innovative ways

[Zack @hamdograt]

Barpin and furtin

[Zack @hamdograt]

Do you ever psych yourself out about whether or not you can see and you temporarily go blind? Or is that just me

[Zack @hamdograt]

Can't go on twitter because of sports, can't go on TikTok because of love island, can't go on reddit because reddit. I guess I'll just go watch porn

[Zack @hamdograt]

Maybe I'm ready to go back to not caring about basketball

[Zack @hamdograt]

Blocking anti-wemby posters

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

You can hear it now. Madness and Scare Garden.

[Zack @hamdograt]

I haven't paid any attention to basketball in almost a decade but I think I love wemby

[Zack @hamdograt]

@zacktps Well it's crazy bro. I'm used to 70-90%, my body is in shock

[Zack @hamdograt]

I didn't know that it was possible for a place to only have 14% humidity. My sinuses are cracking they're so dry

[☭𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣☭ @USA_Comrade]

TV used to have Mythbusters on it

[Zack @hamdograt]

I'm mummifying is this normal

[Zack @hamdograt]

I didn't know that it was possible for a place to only have 14% humidity. My sinuses are cracking they're so dry

[Zack @hamdograt]

After learning more about my mental health I realize now why I never had an answer for people when they asked me if I had any hobbies

[Zack @hamdograt]

I've said this before but I really don't get why people are saying Elle Fanning has a big butt I feel like I'm being gaslit

[Zack @hamdograt]

The thing about artistic nudity is that it rarely features buttholes. idk why people love it so much

[Zack @hamdograt]

Also it was really easy to steal pillow cases at Walmart at midnight fyi

[Zack @hamdograt]

Okay but when my puppy pisses on my bed at 11:30 pm and my other sheets are all dirty because my puppy pissed on the bed yesterday and it's faster to go to Walmart and buy a new set than go to the laundromat and I'm tired and I want to sleep what am I to do now?

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[Zack @hamdograt]

To think of it? That's what you cum to?!

[uu @um33m3]

i passed away internally a few years back my body is just here

[Zack @hamdograt]

Proving that ESP isn't real because my wife has not yet picked up the thoughts I've been pushing to her about jerking me off in the shower while I suck on her titties and she tells me her own homosexual fantasies with other women

[Zack @hamdograt]

@DiscussingFilm Neat!