Okay but when my puppy pisses on my bed at 11:30 pm and my other sheets are all dirty because my puppy pissed on the bed yesterday and it's faster to go to Walmart and buy a new set than go to the laundromat and I'm tired and I want to sleep what am I to do now?
Proving that ESP isn't real because my wife has not yet picked up the thoughts I've been pushing to her about jerking me off in the shower while I suck on her titties and she tells me her own homosexual fantasies with other women