Jacobi Harper

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

My six year old and nine year old are more obsessed with soccer than the sixth generations before them. They know Messi and Ronaldo by name and that’s two more people than any of us have ever known our entire lives before them for generations. #usa #fifa #soccer #worldcup

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@didem5654 110

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

Now they have to do 5 rounds of interviews #RouseyCarano

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@gothburz I’m too dumb for this post.

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

The Boomers are pretty stoked for Bad Bunny. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlXL #SuperBowl2026 #badbunny

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@elonmusk should I hold my #Dogecoin?

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@CollinRugg Am I crazy or does this not make Trump seem like a good leader? Lol

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

“We have made the decision to determine gender identity when referencing women’s sports, based on the results of the ‘leaning wall challenge’ per individual.” -USA #scotus #BBMzansiS6 #GoldenGlobes #usa

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

Why do they look like 2 fentanyl users hugging #UFC

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@sizzle_sarah 0

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@Rich_Cooper I would strongly evaluate my checklist versus the approximation that I would die alone, not married and not having kids. Is a full set of hair more important to you than raising children?

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@bankertobuilder Equivalent to how women hang pictures.

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@Andy I have a hot Gunkle you should meet, we are at #goldennugget #vegas #bravocon

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

9 innings feels like Pee Wee league now. #WorldSeries #game4 #dodgers #BlueJays

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

Me trying to stay out of the #3IAtlas rabbit hole so that my entire family doesn’t disown me. #laststraw #mothership #WorldSeries #Chiefs

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

Got a love/hate with Oct 15 bc I’m a pos that needs to get my taxes done but we also get #lib episodesssss…… #LoveIsBlind #taxes #LoveisBlind9

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

Something about Otis. #royelotis

https://t.co/uTRdUK4WeQ

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

@ShimBo84 AGREED

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

Are they confessing their LOVE or their FINAL TWO?!? I don’t even know what is going on anymore #bb27 #BigBrother #vincemorgan

[Jacobi Harper @therealjacobi]

THE WHOLE TRUTH (see vid)
#Astronomer #AstronomerCEO #Coldplay #ColdplayBoston #Coldplayaffair #AndyByron #shotsfired