Jack Glenn

Troubling news from planet rock n roll

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

I'm a Twitter temptress. "Tweet meat," as someone might like to say. Everybody wants a piece (or if they dont, they should!) 💙

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

"Keep it 100 I'd rather you trust me than you love me" - k

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Pretty sure I look most handsome when I hate myself

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

I'm like Lee Harvey O I prefer to work alone

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Addicted to organization yet leading a chaotic life 🤔

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

I look like the Michelin Man with all these layers required for daily life in the Northeast ❄️

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Even when on a bicycle u gotta pull over when emergency vehicles come thru, it's your civic duty!

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

On a Siouxsie kick and remembering how much @misterzan loves "Monitor" 👌🏻

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

TWICE the fabric store man has told me I don't want what I think I want! Thanx!

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Thinking about the intimacy of dentistry #toothfetish

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Dr.'s orders specifically: do not shred on this bike until further repairs

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Being a good tipper > having a tiny bit more $ #fucktrump

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Just now sat behind a car that was bumping "Fuck The Police" @ a red light + probably have never more enjoyed 15 seconds of music in my lyf

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Working on a new biographical song called "He Loves The Sun"

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Here's sum real ass wisdom about stores: fabric stores rule / outdoor stores are the worst

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Wanna write elegy to h. boiled eggs called "pop that egg" or even "pop that egg (in yr mouth)" but fear devastating misinterpretations

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Carry a book around all the time. Never read it. Occasionally need a book. Don't have it

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

He also says he knows some1 who put a motor on a bicycle and got it to go 90mph so his credibility is in question

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Uber driver says my sperm count is in danger due to hard and narrow bike seat

[Jack Glenn @therealjak]

Salamanders are #inconsiderate when they are just chillin on the pole that you always lock yr bike to