Jaco Coetzee

Animal 💛er. Business owner. Social 🦋. Happy drunk 🥴. 💚 travel. Gay 🏳️‍🌈. Flying single 🤓

[Falgn0n The Wizard @falgn0n]

@RomanCabanac working on it .... https://t.co/fbGc9BZEqu (you can help)

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

Might be premature but it looks like we are heading for a market correction today and hopefully regain some losses 🤞🏻 @EasyEquities

#stock #stockmarkettrader #currency

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

The only good thing to come from this week is my breeding pairs of Rhode Island Red chickens started laying, this is the first eggo 😋

#poultry #chicken #homestead #farming

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

My share portfolio taking a beating this week due to the obvious of reasons 🙁 Down from over 20% value increase! Do not know if I can stomach more of this…

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@MagwazaHoward @carlacarelse Not true unfortunately. I have an eldery couple that rent one of my cottages on my small holding. They each getting the maximum 2000 and something rand from SASSA, as both lost their pensions due to unscrupulous people!

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@JuniorBuffett I feel you man! My small portfolio on EE is taking a beating at the moment 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

Busy increasing my Dr Order as we speak

https://t.co/1dmTNw4Nl5

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA Sounds like a lot of entitlement right there ☠️ Hence why I stay away from grindr, the amount of narcissistic, self obsessed and ego-centric dreamers on there makes me want to start dating a woman 🤢 Ooh, hope you had a wonderful Christmas James.

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA You need to find new friends 🙄

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

Can finally afford that new fridge ma magnet 😆 Baby steps I guess!

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

For such a long time I sat here wallowing in what was not right, what was broken and what was not meant for me. The believe that somehow you are betraying your parents legacy by letting go of what was. This was not my life, this was theirs!

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA Misery loves company

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA 🤣 then you are not going to like me with my sunny disposition in life… that all, bye

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

I think Grindr was created for single gay men to have their own personal hell 🫤

#grindr #singlegaymen #gaydating #hell

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@C81198 @hamboneZA Why? 🧐

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA You are probably right. I have weird interests in human relationship dynamics, that is why questions like these keep me awake at night.

Probably why I am also single 🤷🏻‍♂️

At least at the end of the year I will have the whole/hole of the WC to terrorize with my off brand weirdness

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA Well… my side of the world the airplane went over, in my book it says we can start drinking and have those uncomfortable conversations 😂

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA Oooh the tables have turned!

Hmmm… cannot keep it up, I guess? Thats why I asked if you get a soft bottom since you get a power bottom and bossy bottom

[Jaco Coetzee @therealjake1984]

@hamboneZA Sounds like my ex… do you get something like a soft bottom 🤣🤣🤣