Jake (Not State Farm)

Let's discuss civilly, shall we?

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@DeanO_Lytics Isaiah Pacheco if he played basketball

[PartiKing @parti_king]

🚨INSANITY🚨

SPURS FAN gets ASSAULTED by a rabid mob of New York Nicks fans

Police is nowhere to be found…

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

*series

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Please get Keldon off of the court for the rest of this game lmao

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

Keldon Johnson you can go play for the Shanghai Sharks you got your talent stolen by the Monstars and now you’re just a 6’6 bag of useless dicks

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

I’ve never tweeted something like this but Jesus Christ Mitch Johnson I swear you’re actively losing the game. You’re the worst coach I’ve ever seen. I hope you get fired and do anything besides coach basketball you are an abomination to the sport.

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@darryl17438673 @hymnduncan Fox? Wemby? Mitch fucking Johnson???

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@Wemby_Muse He needs to stop coming out. I want Timmy like performance. 43mpg please.

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@hymnduncan He needs to stop shooting threes though. Hes like 1-11 in this series.

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@ElSith_V2 @TylerGlasscock_ Doesn’t matter when you have a 0 IQ minion at HC

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

This is a coaching problem

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Game 1: Spurs led 27-17 during 1Q (lost)

Game 2: Spurs led 31-21 during 1Q (lost)

Game 3: Spurs led 33-21 during 1Q

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

I swear Mitch Johnson doesn’t coach this team at all. They miss all their threes and he’s like “yeah sure go ahead keep shooting them I guess”

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@HARPER04_5 @NBA @NBAOfficial Your son is going to be so elite in this series when he stops shooting treys and just drives to the rack like a jumbo sized Westbrook.

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

Wemby needs to play the entire game

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby has been granted a preliminary injunction against the NCAA and is eligible for the 2026 season.

https://t.co/kUfeuSZA7N

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@KevinButlerOKC @ravenwizardd @FastbreakHoops5 I understand it 😂

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@ravenwizardd @FastbreakHoops5 Except you’re not the Wizards in this situation. You’re the Hawks. Castle and Daniels gives you a hellacious backcourt duo of the future.

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

@ravenwizardd @FastbreakHoops5 Sarr over Castle? Cmon now

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

To be fair, the 2007 Spurs are the best team in this four team conversation

[Manny @mannycg7]

22 yr old LeBron’s supporting cast vs 22 yr old Wemby’s supporting cast NBA Finals

Gooden - 12 PPG
Boobie - 9 PPG
Big Z - 7 PPG
Varejo - 7 PPG

Castle - 16 PPG
Harper - 16 PPG
Fox - 14 PPG
Vassell - 14 PPG
Champagnie - 13 PPG

LeBron was swept bc he literally had no help

[Jake (Not State Farm) @therealjakeeeee]

Rozicki would’ve fought 25 rounds if they let him

[COMBAT SPORTS TODAY @CSTodayNews]

Ryan Rozicki has an unreal chin.

#ZuffaBoxing07

[KP🐊 @kp87GN]

Ryan Rozicki eating punches like they’re doritos. #Zuffaboxing07 #boxing 🥊