James.

West Coast was overrated so I’m back in Baltimore. Level 31 dude slinging beer around Maryland and rolling dice eight days a week. Let’s Go Caps!!!!

[saminahsan56 @flash1213315933]

Anyway

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known.

A thread of some examples:

Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room:

[moo☄️ @girlpatbateman]

WHAT THE FUCK GIVE HIM HIS SHOW BACK NOW

[Jillian @JillianChili]

Ben Affleck calling his commentary on Armageddon his best work 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

who’s the snowflake now you fucking loser

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They'd be upset.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

For the first time in NHL HISTORY, the Rangers, Penguins, and Bruins, have all failed to qualify for the playoffs 😳🚫

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

This IG Story thread showcasing emails between a local musician and the Interim Executive Director of The Kennedy Center is worth a read.

[Will 🤘 @JohnCarlsongang]

The greatest goal scorer in NHL history played his entire career with one team. He brought us our first cup, he broke the record scoring every single goal with our team, and he gave us hundreds of moments we’ll remember forever. How lucky are caps fans?

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Alex Ovechkin’s record breaking goal was a full circle moment

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Alexander Ovechkin has accomplished a feat that was once considered impossible: Get the entire world to watch a New York Islanders game

[Al Galdi @AlGaldi]

The fear was Alex Ovechkin would break the record while a washed-up player on a bad team. He has instead done this in a 40-goal season for the top team in the Eastern Conference - and in his age-39 season in which he missed 16 games due to a broken left fibula. All-time legend.

[Avery Zaretsky @averyzaretsky]

Ovi is so unbelievably cool man. Made yellow laces popular. Tinted visors. Insanely curved stick blades. Eats whatever he wants. No filter. Never left Washington. Broke a record that was said to be impossible to break. He’s a one of one legend.