Jason Vorhees

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

This one wasn't me. I swear. #stevejobs

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

@JosephGiovanni I'm thinking about it.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Just got DSL at Crystal Lake. Now I can follow you from home.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Before I go on sprees, I like to stay energized with Amp energy. #addictedtogensinganddeath

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Shot a kid in a motorboat from 200+ yards with a bow and arrow. #archery #sniperspree #putmeinafganistanandiwillhitbinladen #remingtonbows

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Eenie Meanie miney moe! That's usually how I pick.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

So if anybody wants to challenge me at chainsaws it would be awesome. Please don't be scared. @_johnaustin

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Oil rig sinks as 11 workers missing http://usat.me?38287788

People just haven't been coming to crystal lake lately. #outsourcing

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

#iHaveAThing4 chainsaws

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

I'm thinking about making an iPhone app. " 'Jason' would like to use your location."

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

@Halitosis2k his plane crash 8 days ago. 94 ppl died. Someone's trying to show me up.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Just heard about Poland's president... I'm taking notes.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

I've been trying for years to get tebow out to crystal lake.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

@Halitosis2k @MMyers78 to be a precise stabber: think of your worst & deepest suppressed memory. Got that? Next, practice on @freddykrueger.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

@Halitosis2k nice mask. Mine is better

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

@BmanSODMG "What's the difference between a Pizza Hut pizza and @freddykrueger's skin? His skin doesn't have a stuffed crust." Hilarious.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

"What's the difference between a Pizza Hut pizza and @freddykrueger's skin? His skin doesn't have a stuffed crust." Hilarious. Go to hell.

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

@MMyers78 homicidal maniac

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

Just killed 2,135 ppl with a butter knife. Done for the night. 'Night tweepsters #orvilleredenmurder #popcorn #tweetsinvolvingbutterknives

[Jason Vorhees @therealjason13]

My mask is better than yours. I hate you. @MMyers78