jay

Married to @BigProbLlama. Big fan of the Jaguars, Bulldogs, and Braves. DTWD

[jay @therealjayriot]

It’s ALWAYS a fantasy football account that has the most dogshit opinions on this site.

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

Brenton Strange getting a $16M per year extension (3rd highest) feels illegal

Dude has little to no receiving stats and is the most mid blocker I’ve ever seen

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[jay @therealjayriot]

@astoasternaut @rzdchxrry Also add Future Palace, Poppy, and Vana to these

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Quite literally break my door down to wake me up.

[Chase @chasekr8]

I’ll be real for a second. If you voted for this, I think less of you mentally.

[britney queers @britneyqueers_]

This is so fucking funny oh my god

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[jay @therealjayriot]

@MR_Y_U_MAD @Jaguars Got you bro

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

vil you vear vigs?

[SleeperJaguars @SleeperJaguars]

The Weasley triplets: Fred, George, and Trevor

[jay @therealjayriot]

Mack when he hears the cheese drawer open

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

[jay @therealjayriot]

An Avenged Sevenfold shirt? KING

[BravesVision @BravesVisionTV]

Another great game for Dom Smith!

[jay @therealjayriot]

@DUVAL_DOOM My cousin is a foreman for Miller Electric at the stadium. He said they had to pull the light towers down as part of the demo, and they are going back up before the season starts.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Wokeness defeated 🏆

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Sending this to my mom and saying "pray for our troops"

[jay @therealjayriot]

Oh how I have been waiting for this tweet.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

The #Braves today recalled RHP Didier Fuentes to Atlanta and designated RHP Ian Hamilton for assignment. Fuentes will start tonight’s game.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Is that Kristi Noem’s husband?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

You people are so fucking stupid and are the reason we are in this mess right now. Fuck you.

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

The Artemis II mission will also retrieve the ball that #Braves slugger Jorge Soler blasted out of Houston in Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.