Jay Wrangler

I got into a case of the Australian reds and how I should say this -- Columbian whites.
You dont even know my real name.
I am the fucking lizard king.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Ball so hard they thought I was a fucking but sack

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

I am a better man. I will strive for mental health greatness. Living honestly is my path. Love conquers all.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Well, that’s all folks. Nobody’s got me. Cheers.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

some people will come from 1000s of miles away to bury you but, wont even pick uo the phone to help you.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

And just like that infinity and beyond turns into become numb and put my dick in the dirt

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Ten toes up ten toes down 69 likes go

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Bees don’t explain to flies why honey is better than shit.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Just when you thought you were only put on this earth to love and not be loved.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

@MarleyMaddenxx @SatanTV_ This is how momma got Father’s Day presents back in the day

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Show her how big your hog is fellas so she texts back faster!

[Stormin’ Jacked Up Mormon @oldestoffuckers]

♥️🙏🏼

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Yall mother fuckers tell everything about your life.

But, what about your life could be written.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Im a nice person I never want to hurt anyone’s feelings but, I fucking will.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Call me 12 eggs cause I dozen want you.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Hotter than two fat chicks fighting over a doughnut in an el Camino

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Its Lads night

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

More people got rich selling shovels then looking for gold during the gold rush.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Trust in people to be themselves. But fucking trust in the fact you see them.

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Why are you shaking your head?

What are you a cocktail?

[Jay Wrangler @therealjaywran1]

Fuck em up the ass, on the head, in the eye, and in the mouth.

Just like we talked about.