Jason Horton

lover of donkey ball. adventure consultant. hiking ambassador. bourbon Noob. minister of propaganda @EastTNHiking

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Those Wemby rooks took a hit tonight.

[Spage Enthusiast @SpageEnthusiast]

Only West Virginia University could start a holy war over the Omaha Shot Challenge thing. Greatest fanbase in the world

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

This is the weirdest feeling. I hate baseball but I love West Va. Glad one of our sports is finding success!

[ESPN @espn]

COUNTRY ROADS HITS DIFFERENT IN OMAHA 🔥

@WVUBaseball gets a W in its MCWS debut!

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

That escalated quickly! @WVUBaseball is now top ten all time and they haven't even played a game yet! Special shout out to @PatMcAfeeShow for coming in and leaving the largest tip Rocco's has ever seen. Helluva guy. Let's play ball! #roadtoroccos

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

They had a name for a woman that wore Patchouli when I was a kid.

Stinkor.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Fox is the Terry Rozier of the Spurs.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Justice for Moss Man!

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

How can you not love that?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WVU walks it off & has the entire stadium singing Country Roads

Chills

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Play ball!

[WVU Sports @WVUSports]

And it's a 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 night to be a Mountaineer wherever you may be.

[Cooper deGrom @skostyboi]

I guess this will teach him to stop pretending to accidentally lose his helmet

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

The corgi called it! Spurs to the finals.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Thunder on a 7-0 run from the free throw line.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

I dont watch the news much but last night it was about a UFC cage being built on the white house lawn and the HHS secretary wrangling snakes at Dr Oz's house.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Cirie got a participation trophy. How cute!

[Art Vandelay @john15489]

@Rio_Robinson91 At this pace, within 6 months, we will have found out that Vrabel and Russini started COVID.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

The dark wizard on HBO is so absolutely gut wrenching. One of the best documentaries ever.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Wanted So Happy to win but an incredible finish and first woman trainer to win the Kentucky Derby!

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

This might be the hardest I've laughed this year.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Detroit Pistons as the #1 Seed in the East

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

The celebrity BS on #survivor50 has ruined it for me.

[Jason Horton @therealjho]

Now let's hope CM Punk takes his boots off too.