John Michael

I make music

[Larry @Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys]

Happy Gilmore 2 review: It’s not a movie as much as it’s 100 one minute long Tik Tok videos strung together that are endless fan service, product placement, and any and every cameo appearance they could think of to attract as many demos as possible. So it all depends on how much your brain has adapted to Tik Tok that will determine if you like it or not.

[John Michael @therealjm_]

@barstoolsports time to bring him back

[John Michael @therealjm_]

Get Netflix on the phone immediately

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Report: New York City is planning to build the world’s tallest prison. The slammer has been called “Jailscraper” The jail will hold 1,000 prisoners across a 40-floor tower.

[John Michael @therealjm_]

looking for pop/rnb producers and writers to link up with??? let’s connect!!

[John Michael @therealjm_]

@cornski no music either😭

[John Michael @therealjm_]

me and the boys rolling up to Saudi

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A #DragonBall theme park has been announced and will be constructed in Saudi Arabia 🐉🎢

[John Michael @therealjm_]

@elonmusk @neuralink did anyone else expect him to be cranking 90s in fortnite?

[John Michael @therealjm_]

@Whotfismick I see too many people going for that dry ass C bite..save that for last..may not even eat

[John Michael @therealjm_]

@historyinmemes

[John Michael @therealjm_]

they should do a byo party, and just let people add to the attraction 👀

[ste @chai_ste]

I’ve signed this important petition, will you?

[John Michael @therealjm_]

Can’t wait for the new Taylor Swift

[John Michael @therealjm_]

@ayeejuju his son gonna be mad as hell😂

[John Michael @therealjm_]

2000’s pop? Check out my song Bad Babe - streaming on all platforms

[John Michael @therealjm_]

live footage of NYPD discovering the underground jew tunnels

[John Michael @therealjm_]

secret ny jew tunnels was not on my 2024 bingo card….this ye album bout to be 🔥

[John Michael @therealjm_]

me after saying “huh” for the 10th time during a conversation

[John Michael @therealjm_]

see you next ye……..

[John Michael @therealjm_]

“it’s going” is my go to fs

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

guy responding to "how's it going" severity scale
not bad = bad

can't complain = weeks ruined

it's going = worst day of life yet

another day in paradise = said while purchasing cigarettes for the first time in 2 years

ahh, you know = will be driving home in the wrong lane

[John Michael @therealjm_]

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[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿

[John Michael @therealjm_]

What about going as Elvis’ Elvis?

[Variety @Variety]

SAG-AFTRA members can safely dress up as Jacob Elordi's Elvis (from A24’s strike-proof "Priscilla") but not Austin Butler's King of Rock n' Roll from Baz Luhrmann's "Elvis." https://t.co/CHIVutHpVk