jonathan farmer

DJ/wannabe musician/know too much stuff/Manic Street Preachers fan.

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

Also explains why it might take longer than normal…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

Chinese, Indian, pizza. And a McDonald’s for Donald no doubt…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

(Excellent ‘wrong VT’ work!)

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

Are the ‘raw materials’ his billions or him himself???….

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

Unfortunately, while djing this festive season I can’t play ‘driving home for Christmas’ by Chris Rea, as due to unexpected motorway closures and extended slow zones the song is now 27 minutes long…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

There are requests, and then there is. This: ‘could you play Valentine by er… the dead one?’ I will let you work out what they meant…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa @purrmaidx I would say, ‘can you imagine how I feel?’ But I find I don’t get shocked by it all far more as time goes by: I’d barely graduated 50% of my life ago and I’m still only half way from that to retirement. And you both are nowhere near half way from birth to that point!

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa About £300 ish? However if cat stuff is added that pushes it up about another 150-200…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

It’s one thing to wander into McDonald’s and hear the same song playing that you had on in the car as you stopped it (USB). But when it’s an album track not a single that is surely something very unusual!?

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@Ry_KitchingFO Or devised an easy way to change a duvet cover…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa See also the front page of the daily mail. Whomever signed that off needs to really take a good hard look in the mirror and question their competence…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa Although sweep less so when he ‘sings’ along to the hymns at a wedding…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

Turns out hedgehogs ARE actually as prickly as they look… I would strongly recommend using gloves if lifting one out of the road onto the pavement if it’s too small to get up on its own and it’s zig zagging across it…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa Wallpaper on the ceiling? I didn’t know that was possible!?!? Painting the damn things is hard enough so to get paper on them must be very challenging. Probably why it’s fallen down ha ha!…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

You know a driver is pretty good when @shanevg97 can master a new series and win quicker than the commentators can master the pronunciation of his name…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa Yep. The one here still has a horse and cart too.

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa A good room! I djed in it in October!

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa I agree. Knowing what I buy in order to give me discounts off said stuff. Such evil behaviour….

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

Two headlines from today that combined are far more amusing than they should be…

[jonathan farmer @therealjodof]

@pppppippaaaaa I didn’t notice the building above Boyes until I was walking past the other week. Only taken 25 years…