Joe Cool

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

@beyriah Angela is insufferable…just wants to be liked and popular so bad

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

@DKSports This is not at all an impressive stat when 75% of them are from her own missed layups #mebound

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

Mayo grabbed his nuts rounding 3rd seems to be confirmed our new thing #soback

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

@JonKunnemanMMA Your career is over, Venmo me my $50

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

@ThirstRoundPick It’s not even that it’s just that Gunnar Henderson is being used as our leadoff guy in the BIG 26

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

5 Run Freddie Peralta is really about to sell my parlay

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

If Huff does anything other than strikeout here I’ll eat human shit #birdland

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

I hope a squeegee boy takes out Jackson Holliday on the way home #holifraud

[AB @AB84]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

4 Errors for the Os…they really do the best job at making me watch a game for the first time in a month and then beating themselves #birdland

[Chris Murphy @CS_Murph]

The guy calling Bryson performative

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

The sports books are about to make out like bandits because of these World Cup semis

Mbappe 0 SOT
Yamal 0 SOT
Messi 0 SOT
Kane 0 SOT
Bellingham 0 SOT

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

That Conor McGregor fight was the equivalent of getting ready to fuck on prom night and busting taking off your pants

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

Is there any chance they give us the Haaland 2+ shots on target? I mean this is insane

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

Tim Ream got dunked on #NBAJAM

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

Iran losing on and off the field, guy tossed on the glasses like he was in the club #CLOWNSHOW

[Joe Cool @TheREALJoe_cool]

Chris Gotterup is ruining my weekend and it’s only Thursday

[aka yung Georgie Lombardi @_prezidente]

Got a generational playoff whistle, bricked clutch shots for five games, tried to injure guys, had an objectively terrible offensive series, took no accountability as a leader of his teammates.

[‎ً @3randyn]

monk gimmick ain’t working no more nigga. you worse than Hitler