THE REAL JOELLE

Empath. Emotional Intellect.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

I’ve never seen Moana. I’ve dropped the ball on Disney cartoons. I need to get my priorities in order.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

Just when I was planning a wonderful breakfast plate of delicious fruit, here he comes with fresh baked bread. And it’s warm. What a jerk.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

The decorations, the holiday treats, the Christmas music, the green & red everywhere, the sweaters, the jolly cheer… it’s great. I just want it in moderation.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

Might I add that I am very thankful for this day.🤎🧡💛

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

If I’m a guest, treat me as such. Don’t ask me to help you clean or cook. I don’t like that.

This is why I pay for service.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

Blessed 🩷

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

I’m too much of a movie buff to believe in so called UFO sightings. The ship would have to be made out of water or something wilder than that.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

@shannonsharpeee That ringing is his head. She went in 😂😂😂😂

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Autumn is tricky. My jacket’s in season but I was still cold. Maybe I need a scarf.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

The people who aren’t speaking to you because they owe you an apology are usually the same people who can’t sit alone with themselves. Tis what it is.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

Yes, I have some etiquette.

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I had the perfect outfit set up before I realized parts of it were summer whites.

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Wearing your summer whites with your winter whites is simply out of line.

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Yes, I respect etiquette.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

… and anyone who’s thinking I should just get my nails done with my own money is thinking too hard.

Think smart.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

I get that we’re planning a bicoastal lifestyle and adding more to our expenses, but that still doesn’t explain why my nails have to wait for the weekend.

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It’s so weird that drinking water is like a job for me, especially since I’m not into juices or soda as a preference. The problem is more like drinking anything altogether.

Water is just ideal and necessary.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

It’s funny how we credit no longer being stupid to age like it’s OK to be retarded in your 20s. Relationally retarded, emotionally retarded, spiritually retarded, etc.

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Nowadays, I don’t argue at all. But if I did, it wouldn’t be with anyone who isn’t talking about property or financial quarters. Go play somewhere else.

[THE REAL JOELLE @therealjoelle]

I felt so good chilling at a rooftop in Manhattan. I’ve been doing a lot of grinding lately and forgot how beautiful my city looks and feels.