Blonde Jon

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

Trying to see a movie but everything is sold out, this is the barbenheimer all over again

#spidessy
#blockbuster
#summer

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

lol

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

"The Eagles have really two issues: One, they can't stop the run at all. ... Two, I don't trust Nick Sirianni to manage the game. I don't trust him in big situations."

—@danorlovsky7 on the Eagles 👀

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

@DoorDash is anyone at @DoorDash_Help alive? Every time I DM them they take about 3 to 12 hours to get back to me 😞

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

I'm no more afraid of the Grim Reaper than I am of a Presbyterian on Mother's Day.

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

I saved up for shaq fu and it blew dicks #johnhandsays #shaqfu

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

if u have a shitload of money u can buy a special other house by the beach with shittier versions of all yourstuff and go there to eat chips

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

future recitizenism

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

Lil https://t.co/QqcVDjNAJG

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

lol nothing matters https://t.co/rGNtnwbSDV

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

#bale #steakcake @prtyplnt https://t.co/Lzy4ClROmX

[Paul @futurepaul]

jk

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

Judge joe brown gonna get it done #johnhandsays

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

I can't wait to puke at whatever party I go to #johnhandsays

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

That thing is not as cute as it seems and does NOT listen to your voice commands #johnhandsays

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

The dolphins will guide you, watch out for mermaids #johnhandsays

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

I might need someone here to make sure i don't fall off while getting to my roof #johnhandsays

[Blonde Jon @therealjohnhand]

#startgrowing http://t.co/6BMoMwKg