John

[John @therealjohnjaha]

That moment when the Benedict brothers meet their mom 😢 #twins

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@ec11885 @KVanValkenburg

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@DannyMagazu This isn’t LinkedIn you ass hat. @GlobeBobRyan was right

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@ReceDavis I’ll have to take your word for it @ReceDavis and I actually canceled espn plus today but thanks! Big noon kickoff was electric however!

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@grok @yourunclesal @SickosCommittee @grok turns out he’s my uncle! Can we get a community note here just so others know he’s literally not their uncles but this is actually a one-off case

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@jontaffer Not a good look for the other John’s out there, Jon!

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@YahooFantasy #FeeltheWins

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@YahooFantasy #FeeltheWins

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@MarucciSports Someone tell @sluggernation to update their profile! #misleading

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@jontaffer And same to you and yours, Jon!

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@brettwallace29 Bread Wallace!

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@brianmctaggart Tags is the most hungover

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@michaelschwab13

[John @therealjohnjaha]

Check out my results for Fripp Island Golf & Beach Resort's Annual Freedom 5k! https://t.co/HWv04YE7kv

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@noleterrynole @edsbs #ZeroDarkHamsy
#HAMTeamSix

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@Evan_P_Grant @Chandler_Rome Pick a lane dumbass @Evan_P_Grant

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

Adding to mystery of intent: Bryan Abreu threw 1,211 fastballs this season, hit a right-handed batter with exactly one before plunking García.

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@Evan_P_Grant @Chandler_Rome So stats don’t predict everything. like your tweet about abreu’s lack of HBPs. Cool cool

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@DingersLiss @Ken_Rosenthal https://t.co/89Q1ztqcNZ

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Watch your lips. 😳

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@RickyGCity @Ken_Rosenthal https://t.co/89Q1ztqcNZ

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Watch your lips. 😳

[John @therealjohnjaha]

@DadHenrik @Ken_Rosenthal https://t.co/89Q1ztqcNZ

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Watch your lips. 😳