Jonathan Earl

E.L.E
Everybody Love Everybody
Feeding the geese to keep the blood flowing

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Lots of people dealing with bad news today so I don’t want to make this about me. Bears lost their Qb. Wash lost their Qb. Bucs season is over. Ravens season is over. Steelers season is over. Falcons season is over. Texans season is over

But I left a banana out and now have fruit flies. Total disaster situation. Getting totally dominated by them

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

@CodeNameWhytOwl @KidCudi I have only heard of this song in myths or recordings on YouTube which are not the best

[AJ Dillon @ajdillon7]

What’s the record for most retweets on Twitter? Let’s beat it! Each retweet is a vote!

#ProBowlVote + @ajdillon7

Retweet to vote! #GoPackGo

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

I will never in my life be in support of a pillow on my bed that I do not intend to use that night to sleep. So you want to buy more pillows and then just throw them on the floor or in a closet and not even use them at night? I can't

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

@SCarpenterKCCI Cute pup. I got 1 that looks a lot like Blitz!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Dean Phillips: "I'm here tonight to say to my brothers & sisters in Congress & all around our country, I'm sorry. For I've never understood, really understood, what privilege really means. It took a violent mob of insurrectionists & lightning-bolt moment in this very room."

[Allen Lazard 👑 @AllenLazard]

MUST READ 🗣

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Meanwhile in 2018...

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

“The Black vote in Detroit is the highest it’s ever been, and we will determine the outcome, because we’ve gone from picking cotton to picking presidents.”

[Simpson College Football @scstormfootball]

INTs turn the tide of a game instantly & no one in @scstormfootball history was better than Greg Holland '83

The 2x All-Conference honoree holds school records for:
- INT in a game (4)
- INT in a season (11)
- INT in a career (22)

#TurnoverThursday

#FightAsOne | #ONESimpson

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

I wish Omar could have moderated.
Nobody would talk out of turn.

[VOTE.ORG @votedotorg]

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Great question! Get started by:

🗳 Registering to vote
🗳 Requesting your mail-in ballot
🗳 Making a plan to vote
🗳 And having your network do the same.

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[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

@WakaFloka_13 Dame! She stole every scene she was in

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

I love when customers say they spoke to the manager of the store about something. Then I (the manager) have to call them out on their BS lies

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

@WakaFloka_13 @Hassel_Chris @rolson023 I dont get it. What was the point then other then to scare ppl

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

I love how excited old people get about picking their ringtone on their phones

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

“From source: If conference can pass updated safety measures and procedures, Big Ten targeting Oct. 10 to start football season.” - Dan Patrick

[Jonathan Earl @therealjon4reel]

Dude didn't even take a breath

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

Hell of a thing to watch CNN's @ddale8 fact-check the cascade of lies from Trump's speech.

[Seton O'Connor @HiMyNameIsSeton]

I love this idea that NBA players have to fix US economic policies with China and solve the history of human rights violations overseas before they can address systematic racism in the US criminal justice system.