jackie 💫

[anastacia⁴ 🐊 @ariesgroove28]

People defending Justin’s mediocre lazy ass performance saying he‘s 32 years old and it’s normal to not have enough energy to perform so much anymore…

Mind you Beyoncé at 36 years old and birthing twins 10 months before her performance:

[m @pumptinis]

lindsay’s role this season #summerhouse

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Hope the taxpayers are ready to fund Kash Patel's weekend here

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Waiting for all the "protect women's sports" people to loudly condemn trump and the USA men's hockey team. Riley Gaines, this is your time to shine!

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

We should arm protestors in another country but if you show up armed in ours, the govt will shoot you and call you a terrorist.

The jokes write themselves.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

HOW MUCH

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

Oh man, Dutch is such a difficult and enigmatic language, if only we could know what this means

[jackie 💫 @therealjvlc]

@JDVance Good

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[jessi 🇲🇽 🪩 @harrysdigicam]

WHAT NOW BENSON BOONE

[bri @bribrisimps]

.@NYCMayor how do we ensure that there is a reserved amount of harry styles residency tickets for new yorkers

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

God forbid a spice girl wants to bump and grind with her firstborn on his wedding day

[Cody 🫧 @Thot_Pocket]

you know this would be a great time….FOR THE CONGA LINEEEEEE!!!

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Nobody can do another bracket after this.

I don't even care what the topic is. It's perfect.

Take a bow, everybody.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

The Situation Room tonight

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[yc @yc]

She might end up grifting in both wings like a political Shohei Ohtani

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Halloween is wild because what do you mean you're Tom Sandoval doing the backwards children's song challenge in The Traitors

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

A diva is the female version of a hustler #MoneyNeverSleeps

[untitled7549 @untitled7549t]

Mamdani: he he yes I did smoke pot tee hee

Cuomo: absolutely not. that’s disgusting and disgraceful

Silwa: