TheRealKermit🐸☕

I don't mind my business. Be careful what you post. I'm watching🐸☕

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#ThrowbackThursday When mom would forget about me in the hot car.

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That moment when she is about to sit on the dick

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#ThrowbackThursday My first shot of fireball

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If you grab your girl/dude phone and they get mad, give it back they cheatin.
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#truth

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HIM: I got you something for Valentine's day, something I've never got you before.

HER: An orgasm?

HIM:

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STORY TIME📓
What's the most pettiest thing you've ever done? Don't worry I won't tell nobody🐸☕
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Half of y'all post the dumbest shit.

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When you drop a joke in the group chat but nobody laughs and just continues the conversation....

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How I look at red lights when people ask for money for food.

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ME: This is really a healthy relationship and I really like this person.

MY MIND: Ruin it

ME: But-

MY MIND: I said ruin it.