Kevin Pedersen

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

I know we're in the worst drought in history but I also know 15 minutes after it finally rains everybody is gonna whine like whiny babies

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

My life doesn't pass the Bechdel test because all my conversations are about MEEEEEEEE

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

My favorite character from film is the person who shouts "wow, that's long!" when they give the movie's running time at the Arclight

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

@MrJoshSimpson deep cut

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

@sweatmoustache awesome! Congrats

[Network Zero @networkzeroshow]

Channel Zero is up for @indiewire’s Project of the Week! Please take a moment to jump over there ad vote for us! http://t.co/utB3Nz480Q

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

@MarMaginot you go to sleep way too early to really recreate DCM though

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

Become a parent and so many stories make you want to throw up from emotion, if you want to throw up a lot become a parent.

[Earwolf @earwolf]

End of the world? Don't worry! There's still good TV! Channel Zero is on the air! GET ON BOARD. @Kickstarter! http://t.co/saa0QGEFcD

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

WRITING TIP: All fictional old people in comedies should mention their "prize petunias" at some point.

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

ONLY $400 UNTIL @channelzeroshow REACHES ITS GOAL WE CAN DO THIS TONIGHT JUST NEED ONE FOUR HUNDREDAIRE

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

Just looked up sexy Magic Eye on the Internet and of course it exists but sadly, not as much of it as I had hoped.

[Drew @DiFonzoMarks]

'Channel Zero' is a cool project that needs a tiny push. Be the person that helps make a TV show happen.
http://t.co/pgacmOhgPK

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

@FernieCommaAlex I love them. Because I'm squeamish but not about that. So this is my moment to shine.

[Geek & Sundry @GeekandSundry]

The @channelzeroshow needs help #geekfunding a cool new post-apocalyptic themed show! Check it out http://t.co/k2PngcPCUJ

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

Hey why not become a backer of @channelzeroshow if you aren't already? We've got great "incentives". Doesn't that sound ominous? IT SHOULD

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

@BenjaminJS this show looks real good!

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

@halrudnick I'm thinking there's some gag about he doesn't get PMS, he gets IPA. Doesn't work 100% but with the right delivery...

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

If just ONE person donates $3,099 to @channelzeroshow then we'll make our goal TONIGHT! Check your couch cushions and support great comedy!

[Kevin Pedersen @therealkevinped]

There are disadvantages to a writing career but it's worth it to sometimes understand the personal attacks in the @Deadline comments section