dadison

a girl with a messy room is a girl with a busy life

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

you know what’s not fda approved? the blood of christ

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

im violently employable

[hayden palantir @heaven_toniight]

this is how ive been watching phaedra on traitors

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

the fyp is pushing candy salads now

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

The Coca-Cola I want in year 2024!

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

the sex appeal of a galvanized steel cowboy pool tank

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

the sentence “nuts have grown on me as an adult” has just horrifyingly slipped out of my mouth at family dinner

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

honored to have been nominated for the lifetime acheesement award. id like to thank tina fey and brie larson for paving the way.

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

don’t feed me cabbage and make me laugh

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

the real libtards? libertarians

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i wish they made more wagons - darius

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

we’re not all little hogs on the prairie

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

the aliens have been here all along and it’s social climbing skin walkers who serially date

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

i don’t air his laundry on the cambria

(this is a math joke that my phd sister just made w her friends and i’m just living in it)

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

he clocked me as broke but little does he know im baroque

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you don’t know shit , bout my other hole @sk8kidblink182

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shooting my shot w the taquito guy at pride

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

@schnurrfnturf she do

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

i be cranking in solitude

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

i’m in my fortress of soli-poop 🦸‍♂️

[dadison @therealkimtrail]

the world couldn’t handle me if i played in horn section