🅱️inan

all my tweets are lyrics | a sometimes employed engineer

[corb @awshuqs]

*pulling her panties to the side* who is this diva?

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

why is Alexander graham bell calling me 😭?

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i only queef when quofen to

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[swinky @swinkying]

i took her to my birdhouse and i beaked it

[lilium @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[ً @artfuIchaos]

being hard to reach is part of my aesthetic

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

They should invent a life I am built for

[vesky @veskyxd]

taking adderall and googling some
bullshit

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

my culture is not your costume

[ᴅᴏɴ ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ @noxv0id]

you do one little crime and suddenly you’re a criminal

[julia @juumelo_]

we all talked about it and decided we’re putting you in the soup I’m so sorry man

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

happy 4/20

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

there's an elephant in the room but the door is normal size.... ah, so he's been in here since he was a baby? oh okay so thats why nobody talks about it. right right makes sense. thanks. i'm sure you get that question a lot lol