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[Bamboo @investbamboo]

The Dangote Refinery IPO is live on Bamboo💚

Enjoy zero commission fees on the IPO till 13th October, 2026.

[Bamboo @investbamboo]

Hello everyone,

First, we’re truly sorry. Yesterday, many of you struggled to access the Bamboo app, fund your accounts or invest.

We are also really disappointed that we couldn't give you a seamless experience to start off your investment journey into the Dangote Refinery IPO. We know we let you down, and we take full responsibility, and we're going to work to make it up to you. Our team worked hard to prepare for the increased demand but ultimately, our efforts fell significantly short.

We wanted to let you know that the Bamboo app is fully back up and running. We restored the systems yesterday but wanted to make sure everything was working perfectly before making an announcement.

We’ve also made changes to ensure our platform is stronger and better prepared moving forward.

We know an apology doesn’t fix the frustration you experienced. Trust is earned through action, and we’re committed to earning yours back.

To start, we’re going to cut all commissions across both US and NGX stocks by 20% starting tomorrow till the end of September.

We also wanted to remind you that the Dangote IPO is running non-stop till the 13th of October. The price doesn’t change and the allocation will not be done on a first-come, first-served basis so there’s still time for you to get in.

Thank you for your patience and for sticking with us. 💚

Richmond,
CEO, Bamboo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎯

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

This guy 🤣😮‍💨

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

It’s never just cruise.
We all know wetin we dey do!

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

At least the conversations weren't "deep" or "meaningful" this time.

Enjoy.

[SMX 🇺🇸 @iam_smx]

Cancel Netflix!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cancel Netflix

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🚨BREAKING: Erika Kirk has a MESSAGE for ALL of the MEN around the world watching.

"To all of the men watching around the world, accept Charlie's challenge, and embrace true manhood."

"Be strong and courageous for your families. Love your wives and lead them. Love your children and protect them. Be the spiritual head of your home. But please be a leader worth following."

"Your wife is not your servant. Your wife is not your employee. Your wife is not your slave. She is your helper. You are not rivals. You are one flesh working together for the glory of god."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Precisely

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The reason the Global South has spent 500 years losing to a few people in the Global North despite being unfairly overpowered in terms of human and natural resources, and constituting nearly 70% of the earth's population, is that we do not understand their psychology of war.

We think war is a standalone event caused by specific situational factors. This is because war is not our default state of being, so "war" to us is always a temporary situation and a single point in time. Meanwhile to them, war is their *default* state of being. EVERYTHING is war to them. Even when nobody is shooting or bombing, they are still at war - and we have refused to understand this about them.

What they call "trade" is economic warfare.
What they call "business" is financial warfare.
What they call "investment" is strategic deployment of resources for warfare.
What they call "international relations and diplomacy" is war.
What they call "global cooperation and development partnership" is slavery and colonialism.
What they call "religion" is psychological and epistemic warfare.
What they call "I.T." is information warfare.
What they call "security" is war.
What they call "defense" is war.
What they call "peace" is when their enemy has been completely vanquished, like the Herero or the Native Americans - anything less is just war with extra steps.
What they call "Research" and "Academia" are pathways for finding out how to more effectively wage economic, biological, physical, or epistemic warfare.
What they call "entertainment" is mental programming and psychological warfare.

On the European planet, EVERYTHING is weaponised. There is no such thing as something that is too sacred for the Global North to wield as a weapon of war. Viral pathogens, food, medicine, water, 24-hour TV news, rap music, social media, Nestle childcare products, ChatGPT, even the information inside your own brain has been weaponised against you without your knowledge or consent - because that's what "war" means to the Global North.

That's why the CIA's regime change handbook employs something called a "Whole Of Society Approach," where EVERYTHING they can access or influence in the target country is weaponised against the incumbent. They will lie, cheat, steal, gaslight, kill, torture, selectively deploy the truth, hide behind civil society, weaponise academics, rile up the populace, seed the information space with strategically emotive red meat, deploy terrorism (like they did in 1996 in Nigeria when they got their useful local idiots to bomb Lagos airport during the multiyear operation to remove Abacha), and at the end of the operation when they get their puppet installed, they will hide their hands and let you think you did it all by yourself, like these unfortunate young fools in Nepal who are about to witness their country turn into China's Ukraine.

Until the Global South understands that "war" is a constant and ongoing reality that will never end as long there is Global North, and not a series of standalone, temporary events, the global majority living in the world's wealthiest lands will continue to lose against a small minority that has no resources and a negative birth rate.

[NB @N_4seer]

There’s nothing in womanizing and dating multiple girls. It’s a life full of regrets and sadness. Find one girl, marry her , love her in many ways with all your heart. Be her comfort, her peace, her protector, and her happiness

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

I’ve never met an atheist who didn’t think they were the smartest in the room. Who didn’t think they somehow knew something everyone else was missing out on.

It’s always so fascinating to behold😄

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

It makes me particularly happy to see black people standing on principles.

The only division should be between the good vs evil in all of us.

Not skin color.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy on how the Gates Foundation is using money to control African health and food policy in a way that makes billions for Bill Gates and kills African people in the process.

It's not David Hundeyin speaking this time.
https://t.co/OTzuzs0iNK

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This lie and many others about Charlie Kirk have been published by almost every legacy (fka mainstream) news org

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Eric Gugua @eric_gugua]

You people’s problem is that you do not know how separate a person from their work and appreciate them accordingly.

Listen guys, you must understand that I do not have ANY expectations of non-believers.

You can stand for something and I can celebrate what you stand for because it aligns with certain ideologies of mine, and shares your sentiments on lots of issues, but I fundamentally have no expectations of you.

And so to this end, an unbeliever CANNOT disappoint me.