kirstin

"You have No idea how high I can fly"

[kirstin @therealkis]

"If I can’t scuba then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?"

[kirstin @therealkis]

I saw there’s a new life extending drug for dogs coming and I was excited for half a second, and then my puppy jumped over the couch onto my back and my feelings changed so fast.

[kirstin @therealkis]

No one works harder than swifties trying to crack @taylorswift13 Easter eggs to determine the next re-record/album release. Like damn. America: hire these girls and we’ll end espionage all together

[kirstin @therealkis]

If you have to preface something by saying “I’m trying to say this without sounding like an asshole” you 1) are and asshole and 2) you probably didn’t actually have to say that.

[kirstin @therealkis]

You know what they say, beer before liquor never been sicker but Rum then wine, then tequila then seltzer… You die.

[kirstin @therealkis]

Well June sucks 👎🏼

[kirstin @therealkis]

The world @ Tom Sandoval and Rachel #PumpRules

[kirstin @therealkis]

@EboneEyes_ Bless your mom for sharing!! I asked my parents And they forgot the login. I’m dyin lol

[kirstin @therealkis]

Me avoiding the internet until tomorrow night when I can watch #PumpRules

[kirstin @therealkis]

If texting with your left thumb and right pointer finger is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

[kirstin @therealkis]

I can’t tell if my hormones are broken or if firefly lane broke me.

[kirstin @therealkis]

Netflix right now #LoveisBlind4

[kirstin @therealkis]

Everything’s going to hell in a handbasket and mercury’s not even in retrograde yet 😩

[kirstin @therealkis]

Who is deciding these awareness months? C-Sections?? It’s gotta stop.

[kirstin @therealkis]

As my goodwill pile continues to grow, so does my fear I might need something out of it… not today, not this month, or even this year, just eventually.

[kirstin @therealkis]

First time watcher of VPR here.. quick question: how did no one clock scandovals narcissism sooner? Are we ACTUALLY surprised by the recent news? Or just disappointed it happened..again.

[kirstin @therealkis]

When did everyone decide to start saying ‘integral’ wrong?

[kirstin @therealkis]

None of my friends watch love island, & I’m imploding.. but my god these girls make mountains out of mole hills, and Tanya is the fakest we’ve ever seen. Shaq deserves so much better. There I said it.

[kirstin @therealkis]

@hall_ee But none will ever top that day at lamb😂 when Kelsey got in on it. Best day of my professional life.

[kirstin @therealkis]

I live for the days when someone adds the wrong distro list and everyone starts responding back to the email and replying all.

[kirstin @therealkis]

@hall_ee It’s almost 9 pm and I’m still getting emails 😂😂