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[chelsea anét @chelseaanet]

Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

It's FAFO season...

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

the kids are alright

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[Pet Paradise @Pet_Paradise0]

@LibertyPillMeme It's like life under a corrupt government.

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

A Significant Terrorist Attack has reportedly occurred at the Crocus Concert Hall in the Russian Capital of Moscow, with at least 4 Gunmen armed with Semi-Auto and Automatic Rifles said to have entered the Building while Shooting anyone that can be seen. Shortly after the First Shots were Fired a Large Explosions occurred the Concert Hall which is now Engulfed in Flames.

[_.kitcat.__ @therealkitcat]

@Anu09_

[J @Jayecane]

I'm going give $10,000 to someone who retweets must be following me so I can dm you if you win 🥇 🐑

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Woman really need to stop putting hands on men because this generation do not care if your a woman or a man💀💀💀

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

7 Things To Know About Your Partner:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Chef Ziad زياد @kamiyaboku]

For anyone that does wanna improve knife skills, this video is perfect for learning the best way to cut taller ingredients safely

[Matt James @mattjames919]

I promise you’ve NEVER had cinnamon rolls like these! 🤤

[jarvis @jarvislamar]

my lip balm, hand sanitizer, airpods and keys in my telfar bag

[Ange @AngelaParziale]

Happy Weekend 🫶🏻

I’ll give $200 to someone who retweets this. Just be following me. Ends Monday.

Xo

[Ange @AngelaParziale]

Happy Weekend Cuties!

I’ll give $200 to someone who retweets this. Just be following me. Ends Monday.

☀️😚🤗