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[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine getting shot at 7pm and still making your 9am tee time

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TIM ANDERSON VS JOSE RAMIREZ FIGHT NIGHT @StoolBaseball @barstoolchicago

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@Dallas0White @chance_miller6 @TomFitton @netflix

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@Dallas0White I’ll take it back next time you hit net green 😂

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@Dallas0White Okay TP King, I’ll describe it in a way you understand… it’s like the video game MLB the Show but irl, and you can bet on it with better returns than buttcoin

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@jon_woodfin Dollar dollar darts yall

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Normalize driving down the middle of the road when construction blocks a lane so traffic can move without the cutters

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Goes to the gym later to avoid the rush

*shirtless high schoolers taking pics*

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Football.

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Las Vegas is just Florida without alligators or sports teams

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Golden Rule of Quesadillas and Grilled Cheese is you always burn the second one

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@BuschBeer 252

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@dominos really has to start advertising music festival style pizza. Shit goes unbelievably hard.

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Was at Arby’s drive thru and they asked if my dog would like a treat… they handed me a napkin full of roast beef 😂

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@BuschBeer 3653 #boatloadofbusch #sweepstakes

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

HH

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Just saw 2 people pushing strollers full of beer through an alley and that sums up the town I live in perfectly

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

First look at Amari Cooper as a Brown

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.