Kansas

[Kansas @thereallyfakeme]

Alright guys that is it for this week. I hope I did a good job ruining the movie Congo, if there is a movie you want me to ruin for you before you see it, just let me know! #spoilersaturday

[Kansas @thereallyfakeme]

With the volcano erupting they fly out of there in the hot air balloon, where they throw a diamond into the wind. They leave and hope to fly somewhere good. Ignoring the fact that the borders are closed and they could be shot down. But happy ending. #congothemovie

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Amy and Peter share a goodbye, and Amy found some good gorillas to be with. She is home. #congothemovie

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Shocker Travis was only concerned with the laser gun and diamonds. Not even his own son. To get back at him she blows up the satellite, which you cant just blow stuff up in space. You have shrapnel and other satellites to consider. #congothemovie

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The city was destroyed and Peter is half shirtless, Monroe is doing the heavy lifting, Ross is contacting her boss to say "I'm alive" and Amy wanderes off again. #congothemovie

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Amy uses the laser gun to cut down a tree to make a bridge, almost crushing Amy. They are now crossing an on fire tree. #congothemovie

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They are running from the eruption because apparently you can do that. Ross and Monroe have left the others in the dust. It isnt until the ground collapses behind them that they worry about Peter and Amy. #congothemovie

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The laser from the beginning is back in play. Ross is using it to kill the creatures with the laser beam. #congothemovie

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Amy to the rescue. Just as Peter was about to be killed Amy came in and called them all Ugly, as well as roaring and stuff. #congothemovie

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The creatures have Peter, Ross is in the back trying to make an exit, and Monroe's gun is now magically jammed. Talk about bad timing Peter. #congothemovie

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The volcano that was going to erupt any day now, is you guessed it erupting. #congothemovie

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We found Charles he is in a head of dead bodies, most skeletons. Looks like all the sexual tension between Peter and Ross, doesnt get to go unused. #congothemovie

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The three main characters run off leaving the 3 unnamed porters to fend against violent creatures. All 3 die without Monroe taking a single shot to help them, only himself. #congothemovie

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The ground was littered with diamonds but the minute TC touches them the creatures start watching him. He collects them, comes face to face with them but it is too late they start attacking him. The group starts shooting at them but TC dies. #congothemovie

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Amy leaves her gorilla friend goes back to camp, and gets her sign language arm so she can talk. Meanwhile the group is still trapped underground but with lava and little geysers everywhere. #congothemovie

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The volcano is shaking the temple. The door shut Indiana jones style and they are trapped inside with water spewing in. They find TC. #congothemovie

[Kansas @thereallyfakeme]

The people of Zinj, co habituated with the gorillas and then taught them to be aggressive picking out the ones with that trait until the gorillas turned on them. So I was like 1/2 right. #congothemovie

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We see Amy has wandered off and found some other gorillas. They are playing in tall glass. At first they arent friendly. #congothemovie

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They wake up in the morning to TC, Amy, and 2 porters missing. Peter says he is going to go and find her. Monroe says people then gorilla. #congothemovie

[Kansas @thereallyfakeme]

TC translated the hieroglyphs. They say we are watching you. My question is were there ever really guards or were there just creatures. Did the guards turn into creatures maybe? #congothemovie