The Machine

I'm Brian Wilson's infamous neighbor. No I won't get his autograph for you, yes his beard is natural and yes he always has sugar when I need it.

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@R_Mendenhall Are you judging people who feel happy about his death? Seems hypocritical for you to judge them if you ask me.......

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Back home from the Leno show.Nursing a mean hangover.I think Ill burn my taint with a cigar and watch pretty woman to unwinde

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Last night it got weird. Anne Hathaway and The Machine played nipple torture together as Jay Leno watched on stuffing his face with Funyuns.

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The Machine got real drunk last night off Wine Coolers. Little known fact The Machine has stage fright.

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What to do today to pass the time? Make a snuff film or bake a delicious pecan pie?

[The Machine @TheRealMachine]

My good friend Brian Wilson will be on Leno tonight. He asked me to come along to help him to celebrate the SF Giants championship. NERVOUS!