Michael Sheldon

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

#nolimitis #teenager #momsoon #omegle

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

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[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

#nolimits #teenageer #momsoon #omegle (bio)

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

@SndrewAheldon hey you, what a doing? If you get this the you're following my unused acct. Try @msheldon52

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

@crystalbowersox You are my American Idol. You're one incredible talent and I see much success for you.

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

Thoroughly disgusted, rarely watch Idol, but I'm am nauseated that Lee won and not Crystal. There is no comparison, Crystal owned every song

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

If you ask for a lap dance in a strip club, make sure the one you ask actually works there.

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

Top Story: Kanye West interrupts Rep. Joe Wilson's apology to Pres. Obama to say his apology to Taylor Swift was the greatest apology ever.

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

@Smashedants Definitely sad news.

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

@SelectiveAngel Me, too. Live long and prosper.

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

@SelectiveAngel Hmmmmmm

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

Dbl oops, logged into the wrong acct. I'm such a Homer tonight. DOH

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

Finally got my Z on the road, went cruising, kicked some Z06 Vette's ass, then realized I hadn't registered my car yet. :P OOPS

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

@SelectiveAngel Nope, crawled back home on side roads doing 30 lol

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

In a left turn lane, what does a woman do, turn left? NO!!! She waits for the light to turn red then runs the red going straight!!

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

I take time to get to know someone, become good, close friends, talk with them, a lot in common, and the person leaves..why should I bother?

[Michael Sheldon @TheRealMaestro]

Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!