Mark Lane

Managing editor, @TheTexansWire; #Cowboys writer, @wfaasports; podcaster, @bloggingtheboys; Lois Lane's nephew; fun facts; #PFWA; redeemed

[Mark Lane @therealmarklane]

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Sarge.

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Texans TE Dalton Shultz is back at practice. #Texans #Sarge #TexansWire

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.@NFL_DougFarrar is a good guy. I hate to see his family have to face this hardship. Please consider:

https://t.co/oDW4RHGC8U

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Gary Danielson calls a game like a loudmouth brother-in-law at a party.

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Brandin Cooks makes the Pro Bowl.

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@MySportsUpdate It's new for this year.

[The Player Pool @PlayerPoolPod]

“MVS with a game winning touchdown!”
-Charissa Thompson

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Stuff like that make for bad arguments in the Sauce vs. Stingley debate.

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Dolly Parton Forever

[Mark Lane @therealmarklane]

I despise the new AT&T iPhone commercial. The lady doesn't get her needs met, and the commercial ends with pitch gal bragging about her phone. I don't know who is being served with this advertisement, but it sure isn't the initial subject. It's almost surreal.

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It's what @SeanMartinNFL & I do on the #HiddenYardage podcast. #porknroll #TriangleUp

[Bobby Long @DoubleHungDanny]

@therealmarklane Thank you thank you thank you for being literally the only Cowboys voice who kept it real after the loss.

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With the #Cowboys dominating in terms of implanting on everyone's sports consciousness, Jerry Jones has basically found a way to have a Super Bowl parade every year without needing to win the big game.

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If the #Cowboys win: refs

If Dallas loses: #Dak sucks

[Pro Football Reference @pfref]

With 470 passing yards today, C.J. Stroud has broken the single game rookie passing yards record! 🔥

#Texans | #WeAreTexans

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@RC_cog @LouMerloni And sometimes a Ford C. Frick Award winner like Eric Nadel is just lucky enough to be there.

https://t.co/tQCIabAbpy

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So I was having a latte with Paul Bunyan at the LAN party, and he asked me for a stat proving C.J. Stroud's worth to the offense.

I showed how the #Texans went from last in TOP per drive (2:29) to 12th-worst (2:41).

What effect does that have on the defense?

[Mark Lane @therealmarklane]

Ha. Last time the #Rangers were in the World Series, the #Cowboys were playing the #Rams in Arlington.

[Mark Lane @therealmarklane]

Imagine if the Amazon series "Invincible" were instead based on true events surrounding the Scott Linehan offensive coordinator tenure in Dallas.

[Brock Kline @swishbk6]

Imagine if the Cowboys had been able to take Dalton Kincaid instead of Mazi Smith.

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ATTN: @goldmctNFL

[nas @Nasthesportsguy]

Trade Mike Evans to the Chiefs right now!!!! BAKER MAYFIELD SUCKS

[Mark Lane @therealmarklane]

@roll_sox I know. I was promised flying cars.

[Niners Wire @TheNinersWire]

Here's what Kyle Shanahan said about Steve Wilks blitz call that led to long Vikings TD https://t.co/lmukl7HGgZ